Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.