Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé. Posted onJun 16, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLiberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye. Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh? If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.