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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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Just shared via Instagram:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Just shared via Facebook:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

Going viral on TikTok:

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Seen just now on YouTube:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

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Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

95 shares on TikTok this month:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

88 shares on Slack this month:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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The world started without permission again.

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I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

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Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

Spreading quickly via X:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Shared recently on X:

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Coffee is just goth water.

Just landed via X:

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

Spotted on Slack:

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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