Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé. Posted on22 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé. Because we all know that pursuing equality and freedom sometimes requires a double shot of caffeine! ☕️☕️😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye. Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today. If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.