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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

68 shares on Discord this month:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

51 shares on Slack this month:

We decided to have money instead of children.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

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Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

Live now on X:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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