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"💎 Diamond may be tough, but it's no match for the unyielding fortitude of a husband's stubborn head! 💪🤣 Who knew love could be so rock-solid? 🤦‍♂️ #StubbornHusbands #TougherThanDiamonds"

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52 shares on Discord this month:

Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

66 shares on Discord this month:

I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

36 shares on Instagram this month:

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

81 shares on Threads this month:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

24 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

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Spotted on TikTok:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

Seen just now on Reddit:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Breaking via Messenger:

Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

Just shared via Slack:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Seen just now on X:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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