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"💎 Diamond may be tough, but it's no match for the unyielding fortitude of a husband's stubborn head! 💪🤣 Who knew love could be so rock-solid? 🤦‍♂️ #StubbornHusbands #TougherThanDiamonds"

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

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Earth is hard.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

78 shares on Discord this month:

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

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I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

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I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

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I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

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My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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