Trendy Funny Quotes

  • *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.
  • If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.
  • Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?
  • Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.
  • Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
  • People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.