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  • If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.
  • My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.
  • I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.
  • Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.
  • Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.
  • No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.