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23 shares on Discord this month:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

48 shares on Discord this month:

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

10 shares on Threads this month:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

Trending via Pinterest:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Spotted on Slack:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Going viral on Slack:

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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