My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person. Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would. Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it. My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.
