Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.
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"Carrots: the silent danger lurking in your salad bowl 🥕 Donuts: always ready to sweetly embrace you 🍩 Choose your snacks wisely, folks! 😉"

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