Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.
  • Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”
  • I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
  • I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.
  • Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.
  • It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.