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- The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.
- The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.
- I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.
- I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.
- If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.
