Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Carrots: the silent danger lurking in your salad bowl 🥕 Donuts: always ready to sweetly embrace you 🍩 Choose your snacks wisely, folks! 😉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis. The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler. I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later. When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot. I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.
