Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis. The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler. I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead. I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half. If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.
