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Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

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The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Sorry, I’m late. I was pumping up the jam.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

Just landed via TikTok:

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Spotted on Twitch:

For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Trending via YouTube:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Going viral on Reddit:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Just landed via Messenger:

In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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62 shares on Snapchat this month:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

16 shares on X this month:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

56 shares on Threads this month:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

84 shares on X this month:

Livin’ la vida vodka!

15 shares on Facebook this month:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

Netflix & by yourself.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

My recliner and I go way back.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

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Freshly posted on X:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

Making waves on Pinterest:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Shared recently on Slack:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Seen just now on Threads:

Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

Trending via YouTube:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Trending via TikTok:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Making waves on Telegram:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Breaking via YouTube:

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

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