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Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Just shared via Facebook:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

Going viral on WeChat:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Going viral on Messenger:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I put the mess in domestic.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

66 shares on Discord this month:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

25 shares on Discord this month:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Just landed via TikTok:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Seen just now on WeChat:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Windmill? Big fan.

Spotted on Facebook:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

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