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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.