Trendy Funny Quotes

  • To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.
  • Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.
  • Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.
  • After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.
  • Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.
  • All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.