Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Blink if you want me!

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.