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  • Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.
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  • I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.
  • Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.
  • Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.
  • When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”