Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey. Posted onSep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNon-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave. I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair. Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped. I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them. I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.
