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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to…

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to…

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Non-parents be like: "I would simply use my Jedi mind tricks and defeat the toddler in battle of wills. Easy peasy, right? 💪🧒🚫" Oh, if only parenting were as straightforward as it seems in theory! 😅 #ParentingStruggles

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged expectations, humor, i, instruction, non-parent, obedience, obey, parenting, something, toddler, want on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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