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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

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If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

77 shares on Slack this month:

I like deadlines. They make me functional.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Overthinkaholic!

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

98 shares on Instagram this month:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

13 shares on Instagram this month:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

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“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Trending via Slack:

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

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I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

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