Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNot opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning. I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV. My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home. I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop. Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.