Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

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Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.