Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

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The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.