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  • Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.
  • I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.
  • ā€œWe should get ticketsā€ is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.
  • Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.
  • I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.
  • Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.