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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy t…

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy t…

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Being a rebel, one trash day at a time! 🗑️😎🦸‍♂️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, bad boy, boy, day, garbage, garbage day, humor, looking, management, mischief, missed, play, rebellious, rules, today, waste, waste management on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies would…

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies would…

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Getting the mixtape ready for my doctor’s office since it looks like I'm cruising down memory lane straight to the colonoscopy ward! 🚗💽🩺

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aging, car, cd, colonoscopy, health, humor, joke, life, life joke, medical, medical joke, original, protection, schedule, technology, time on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me lik…

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me lik…

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Cats have an MBA in blaming others. Next, they'll demand an apology letter and a spotless résumé. ☕😹

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attitude, behavior, blame, cat, coffee, coffee mug, dare, domestic, domestic life, edge, fault, feline, feline attitude, humor, i, just, kitchen, life, me, mischief, mug, over, pet, pet behavior, put, table on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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Well, in that case, I'm clearly in the top 31%… Wait, why are you snickering? 🤔😏

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dirty, every, humor, humor statistic, joke, observation, people, perception, playful, sarcasm, sentence, something, statistic on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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Blocking spammers like a hurricane on a mission! 🌪️🚫🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, block, blocking, confidence, here, humor, hurricane, i, me, media, metaphor, playful, sarcasm, social, social media on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow w…

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow w…

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Ah, the modern-day soap opera: Watching other people have fun while we're at home in our pajamas… living the dream! 🍿🛋️😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged celebrity, entertainment, humor, life, lifestyle, luxury, observation, party, people, rich, social, social life, videos, watch, wealth on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Commentary:
Eating every time the light turns red isn't technically fasting! 🚦🥐

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged diet, drive, eat, fasting, fitness, health, humor, humor quote, i, intermittent, joke, lifestyle, sarcasm on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of…

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of…

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Finally, a use for deep fake technology that saves us from the 'Can you hear me now?' struggle! 🤔🤖💼

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged AI, deep, deep fake, digital, digital prank, evil, fake, good, humor, innovation, joke, meetings, prank, stuff, taking, tech, tech joke, technology, virtual, why, Zoom on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to…

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to…

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Never skip floor season! 🐄🥗😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animals, calm, cow, farm, floor, food, humor, whole on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it…

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it…

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Looks like my vision is starting to give me a wrinkle discount! 👓😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aging, eye, eyes, eyesight, getting, humor, i, joke, just, perception, self-deprecating, smaller, thought, worse, wrinkle, wrinkles on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.
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