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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.