Trendy Funny Quotes

  • True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.
  • Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?
  • Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.
  • I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.
  • The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).
  • I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”