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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic surprise wedding approach! 😂💍 Remember, nothing says 'I do' like catching someone off guard. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists 👀🤵‍♂️👰"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, fun, fun activity, humor, marriage, people, prank, relationship, sneak, surprise on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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