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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

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My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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2 months ago

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46 shares on Slack this month:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

64 shares on Discord this month:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

74 shares on X this month:

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

87 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

38 shares on X this month:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Going viral on Telegram:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Making waves on Reddit:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Just landed via Facebook:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Live now on X:

My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

Breaking via Instagram:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Shared recently on X:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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