Sneaking up behind people and marrying them. Posted onSep 25, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSneaking up behind people and marrying them. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me. Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first. I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.
