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  • Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.
  • Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.
  • The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.
  • Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.
  • If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.
  • The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.