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- I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.
- Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.
- I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.
- Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.
