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When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.