FARGO—In a bid to rescue the self-esteem of smartphone users, tech giant MagniCorp has unveiled their new “Selfie Solver” feature, aimed at preventing front-facing camera nightmares. “Finally, I can look human again,” celebrated beta tester Andy Clix, admiring his no-longer-experimental face.
Despite the feature’s ambitious nature, some users expressed skepticism. “The fact that my selfies no longer resemble failed science projects is a miracle,” admitted Rachel Lens, rehearsing angles in her bathroom.
Critics suggest that this might spur an identity crisis among users, but MagniCorp remains optimistic. “We aim to innovate,” said spokesperson Cam Era, “Some even say it’s turning them into their best unrecognizable selves. Our beta tests confirm this is the new selfie normal.”
