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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.