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"Oh, the graceful shuffle of wisdom and age! 🚶‍♂️ Embracing the Chaplin-esque swagger of experience, one step at a time and a subtle twirl of the cane. 🎩 Keep strutting, old soul, for you are a silent comedy in motion!"

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40 shares on Threads this month:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Icarus loved hot wings.

84 shares on Discord this month:

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

61 shares on X this month:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

84 shares on Threads this month:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

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Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

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Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

Spotted on Reddit:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Trending via Slack:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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