The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I'm naked.

Commentary:
“Ah, the shower – always eager for a steamy session while the rest of us just try to get clean 🚿😂 Seems like it’s the only one who truly appreciates my au naturel look! #ShowerGoals”

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