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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”