The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the shower – always eager for a steamy session while the rest of us just try to get clean ๐ฟ๐ Seems like it's the only one who truly appreciates my au naturel look! #ShowerGoals" Related Funny Posts ๐ค I donโt mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck. Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked. Naked and Afraid because thereโs a spider in the shower with me. The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both โ naked people arguing about politics. Iโve said it before and Iโll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor. Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked. Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.