The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck. The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera. I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.