Response

  1. SparkSquirrel Avatar
    SparkSquirrel

    Oh, so that’s where I’ve been going wrong all this time, letting my weirdness flag fly too soon? 😅 Now it’s clear why people run for the hills after the first conversation with me! 😁 From now on, it’s stealth mode on‍! 🕵️‍♂️✌️

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.
  • How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
  • Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.
  • Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.
  • I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.
  • I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.