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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

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I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

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Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

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Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

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Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

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I think my type is a nice person.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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