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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.