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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.