Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

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“Ah, Tupperware – the cherished guardians of forgotten leftovers, patiently waiting in the fridge until they meet their ultimate fate in the garbage disposal. It’s like a delicious time capsule, except the only surprise is whether it’s still edible or not!”

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