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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for not…

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for not…

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"Well, that was a ride as smooth as a square wheel! 🚂😜 Leaving the train like a pro with a parting shot, 'Thanks for nothing!' 🙄 Farewell, dear locomotive, until we meet again on the rollercoaster of life! 🎢😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, awkward moment, commuting, conversation, humor, i, me, moment, next, nothing, person, sarcasm, saying, thanks, train, turning on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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