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If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

38 shares on Discord this month:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

70 shares on Threads this month:

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

70 shares on Reddit this month:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Just landed via Telegram:

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Spotted on Messenger:

Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

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Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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