Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTurning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again. One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves. The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons. Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.