Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.
- One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.
- The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.
- Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.
- Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.