What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?