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A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

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People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

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My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

99 shares on Threads this month:

Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

14 shares on Slack this month:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Spotted on Reddit:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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