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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

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A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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Starting to think business is standing on me.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

Next to nothing is a weird place.

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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