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78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

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We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

30 shares on Slack this month:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

37 shares on X this month:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

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Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

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Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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