Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.