What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.