Trendy Funny Quotes

  • As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”
  • I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.
  • Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
  • People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.
  • Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.
  • I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?