“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh, so you're saying I should consider it a strength training session every time I face a challenge? 💪🏼💀 Next time, just skip the workout and hand me a cupcake instead! 🧁😅" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger. Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it. Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant. I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day. If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.