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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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65 shares on YouTube this month:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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For Halloween, you should be mine.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

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Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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