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16 shares on Messenger this month:

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

64 shares on X this month:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

50 shares on Slack this month:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

31 shares on X this month:

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

78 shares on Threads this month:

If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

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If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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I had too much to think last night.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

Just shared via YouTube:

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Just landed via Facebook:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Shared recently on Discord:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Spreading quickly via X:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Through pottery, we domesticated rocks.

Live now on Pinterest:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Freshly posted on X:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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