When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!” Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach. My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear. My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!” Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time. I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
