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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.