When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.