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70 shares on Threads this month:

Simplicity is so complicated.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

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Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

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I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

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Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

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I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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