Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Commentary:
Well, well, well… Apparently, the ancient art of withholding sex as a form of punishment is losing its charm! 🔥💔 Looks like it’s time to come up with a plan B, folks! 😂💡 #NewTacticsNeeded

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