Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.
  • Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.
  • I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.
  • We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.
  • I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.
  • If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.