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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

When did making sense stop making sense?

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

76 shares on Twitch this month:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

85 shares on Slack this month:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

97 shares on Slack this month:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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No amount of daylight can save us.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Going viral on Facebook:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Trending via Twitch:

Having a job ruined my life.

Live now on Facebook:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

Going viral on Twitch:

Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

Just landed via Reddit:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Seen just now on Facebook:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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