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I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

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The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

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I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.