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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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"World domination? 🌍 Nah, I can barely handle adulting for myself! 🤷‍♂️ It's all fun and games until someone asks me to take over the world! 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged domination, even, humor, i, myself, responsibility, self, want, world, world domination on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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