World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself. Commentary:"World domination? 🌍 Nah, I can barely handle adulting for myself! 🤷♂️ It's all fun and games until someone asks me to take over the world! 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap. I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day. Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that. I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now. I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.