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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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"Remember folks, skipping dusting isn't just laziness, it's a way to keep your loved ones safe. Who knows, that dusty shelf might just be a distant cousin waiting to make a surprise appearance!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cleanliness, cycle, dust, dusting, existentialism, humor, life, life cycle, philosophy, procrastination, someone on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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