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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.