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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”