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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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78 shares on Pinterest this month:

If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

16 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

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Spotted on Discord:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Seen just now on X:

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

Making waves on Telegram:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Seen just now on Telegram:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

Live now on Instagram:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Going bananas on Reddit:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Going viral on YouTube:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Live now on Snapchat:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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