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Seems like math isn't everyone's strong suit…🤔 Maybe those 4 out of 3 people were just trying to calculate how to order a pizza for 3 friends! 🍕 Who knew numbers could be so tricky! 😂 #MathHumor

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

24 shares on Threads this month:

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

37 shares on Slack this month:

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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I would prefer not to.

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I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

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It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

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The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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