50+ Funny Support Jokes That Hold You Up with Laughter

New funny support jokes

• I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

• The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

• I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

• I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

• ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

• A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

• I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

• When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

• I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

• If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Top funny support jokes

• Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

• Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

• No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

• Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

• Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

• Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

• If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

• People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

• Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

• People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Popular funny support jokes

• The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

• Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

• I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

• Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

• Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

• I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

• Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

• Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

• I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

• A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

More funny support jokes

• Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

• Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

• I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

• But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

• People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

• But that was my emotional support daylight.

• I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

• I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

• Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

• Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Witty support jokes

• The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

• My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

• You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

• AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

• I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

• Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

• I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

• Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

• This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

• I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.