Funny workout jokes prove that exercising—whether at the gym, home, or outdoors—can be unexpectedly hilarious 😅🏋️♂️😂. From failed push-ups and awkward yoga poses to overambitious goals and sweaty mishaps, funny workout jokes capture the comedy in trying to get fit ✨🤯. Whether you love to train, hate to move, or just watch others struggle, workouts always bring laughs 🎭🤣.
New funny workout jokes
- Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.
- If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.
- I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.
- They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.
- Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.
- Scrolling should count as cardio.
- Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.
- Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.
- When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.
- Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?
Top funny workout jokes
- Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
- You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.
- Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.
- I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.
- Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.
- I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.
- Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.
- I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.
- If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?
- The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.
Popular funny workout jokes
- At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.
- I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.
- If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…
- Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.
- Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.
- Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.
- I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.
- Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.
- The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.
- If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.
More funny workout jokes
- Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.
- If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.
- Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.
- I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.
- The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.
- My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.
- I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.
- How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?
- Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.
- Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.
Witty workout jokes
- I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.
- Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.
- Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.
- Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
- My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.
- I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.
- My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.
- “A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.
- Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.
- I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.
Funny workout jokes remind us that gym fails, clumsy exercises, and over-the-top routines often create the best laughs 😆💪. From treadmill disasters to hilarious attempts at strength training, fitness is full of comedic potential 😂✨. Share these jokes, break a sweat, and enjoy the hilariously exhausting side of working out 🤣💫.