Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.