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Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.