Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEven a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar. Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like. Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.