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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.