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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.