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That quote really cuts to the "core" of condiment appreciation 🍅! Sounds like this person is truly "relishing" their love for ketchup! 😄 Maybe they should start a ketch-up line of merchandise!

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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