Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Commentary:
“Seriously, who gave Mother Nature a label maker? She’s out here having a temperature tantrum like it’s nobody’s business! 🌞😅 #HeatwaveHavoc”

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  • To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

    Commentary:
    Looks like priorities have shifted from seating comfort to hydration on the go! 🚗💦 Who needs a passenger when you have a trusty cupholder companion? 😅 #HydrationStation

  • Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, caffeine – the ultimate ‘miracle’ drug straight from the heavens! ☕️🙌 No short or long-term negative side effects, just pure energy and questionable life choices. Who needs angels when you’ve got a good old cup of joe to guide you through the day? 😜☕️ #DivineEnergyBoost”

  • Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

    Commentary:
    “Note to self: Before critiquing that questionable IKEA furniture, make sure to first visit their house and assess the situation… You might just find a gem hidden behind those assembly nightmares! 💎🪑😂”

  • I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just sip on some blood, am I right? 🧛‍♂️💉 Living the vamp life for the lifestyle perks, not just the eternal youth! #VampireGoals”

  • I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

    Commentary:
    “Apparently some apps have a major case of diva syndrome 🌟 Like, excuse me, Mr. App, do you really need all the attention? Let our music play in peace! 🎶😂 #FirstWorldAppProblems”

  • How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

    Commentary:
    Oh, the eternal question that plagues the minds of bros worldwide! 🤔💪 It’s like thinking that wearing a chef’s hat will make you a master chef in seconds! 😂 Don’t worry, folks, it’s all about the magical transformation that will happen… eventually! Keep flexing those shirt sleeves and dream big! 💪👕 #MuscleShirtMagic