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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.